Small ponders…

I love…

When a celebrity says they have had no plastic surgery – don’t believe in it – & only eat raw foods…yet, they have bigger and “happier” boobs then 20 years ago.

When a celebrity tells you how they sit around making their own food masks for their face…right…

When a person in a store asks you what you charge for daycare – meaning the one you seem to be running – only to cringe and gasp out loud when you tell her that they are all just your kids…

When you finally get to go out and some random weirdo tells you that you are A.O.K and he’d like to throw you in the back of his truck…EyeaH? I am so in.

When you find the perfect spot and comfort on the couch only to have the dog lay beneath you and pass gas.

When someone you know eats terrible yet tells you how great they eat and when you go out for drinks they order a diet soda to go with their alcohol.

When someone tells you they NEVER watch TV. But, During the course of the night they proceed to tell you about stuff or correct you on things that are only on TV.

When someone acts completely shocked YOU? you cook? but has just eaten your whole meal without gagging I might add.


About snotarant

i am a janitor, maid, haus frau, mother to a five pack, a listener, a hugger, a sigher, a happier, a wine lover, a foodie, a hunter, a gatherer, a cook, a wife, a mother, a triplet mom, pedicure lover, a hugger, a crier, and sometimes just me... AND beware. I write like I talk...a little - well un-correct.
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1 Response to Small ponders…

  1. Jen, You are soooo wise!….for someone soooo young!!!!

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