Excuse me, I am at 10x

Okay, I had every good intention of writing a decent blog today/tonight…well,
Let me explain what went down.

Over the last week I developed a goiter on my chin.

I have been lucky, I have had okay skin ( other then dull, pores, color, new wrinkles,aging, etc….You get the picture). Back to my chin, it was painful and I thought it was going to be larger then a mini Cooper. I panicked! (I get these once every few years and could tell it was going to have a real doozy.) So, I ran to Walgreens, bought every acne medicine there was- and scrubbed scrubbed. This worked! I was so proud of myself, until last night. I know, this is where you laugh and say- you are allowed to have kids and you are so dumb? I know, right?

My face was a dry, flaky, sad, mess. No lotion was helping. I am now freaking out. Why? I don’t know, I don’t leave the house barely and have no plans…I, I have no reason. Maybe when I drink my wine, it won’t recognize me and will stop working…

Okay, back to my day…I had a few minutes before an appointment so I ran into Bed Bath and Beyond. I went into there looking for K cups for the coffee machine. Any who, see this dang zit has my mind all screwed up, and I ended up buying a 10X magnifying mirror. SUCH.A.MISTAKE. ( a.) The magnifying level is so strong it is a little hard to see unless you are super close and b) everything can be seen when that close)

Now what I thought was a dry face is now a every nook and cranny problem and an hour after I started- I am far worse and it is past my bed time!

There has to be a support group for people like me, underachieving face destroyers.
Any numbers out there?

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About snotarant

i am a janitor, maid, haus frau, mother to a five pack, a listener, a hugger, a sigher, a happier, a wine lover, a foodie, a hunter, a gatherer, a cook, a wife, a mother, a triplet mom, pedicure lover, a hugger, a crier, and sometimes just me... AND beware. I write like I talk...a little - well un-correct.
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One Response to Excuse me, I am at 10x

  1. beth says:

    you should have called me. i have a prescription for those mini coopers that appear every 6 months. it works great. no flakiness. ever. and you know what. i have one of those mirrors, too….and yes. scary is an understatement 🙂

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